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A Pastafarian Prayer in Iseren

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Our Pasta
Who art al dente
Simmered be thy sauce.
Thy cheese in crumbs,
Thy meatballs yum,
On our plates, as well as our forks
Give us this day our garlic bread,
And deliver us some antacid
For thine is the noodles,
The tomatoes
And the ground meat forever.
Ramen.



Íihl sgaaxudaawa
Chuujuugangdáa
Dáa k'yahts'ii kadaaldaats’án.
Dáa chiigwan k’ungxwiits’án,
Dáa kiigask’aaxan xaawliiyayts’án,
Íihl kaayhlawu, tsu íihl hlgiijaawu.
Íihlgwii sablíi stán isdáax’ aa áayaat,
’Ad íihl gámgakaaga isdáax’,
Éihl k’ungwáay,
Swiilawiidwáay,
Isgyáan kiiga sdlinsda ts’n dáangang.
Ramen.
For those of you who have never heard of Pastafarianism, it is a parody religion created to protest against the teaching of intelligent design in public schools, because intelligent design is a load of crap.
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This is really well done!